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Taur boarding by woodywoodwood, literature
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Taur boarding
It was the newest sport craze, made to enhance relationships between the bipedal and taur races. Those being races with a “Centaur” like body makeup; humanoid torso with 4 legs with a body behind them. This included centaurs (horse), cervitaurs (deer), Chakat (cat) and the 8-legged drider (spider). Any bipedal race over 5-foot was able to compete on the board, any shorter and the lower center of gravity make it unfair. There was however a below 5-foot division for your shorter bipedal races pared up with smaller taurs such as centaurs whose horse parts resembled those of a pony. The rules of Taur boarding were simple, the humanoid held onto a tether held by a taur. They had a board strapped to their feet which was practically an offroad skateboard. The Taur would complete a trail course dragging the humanoid behind them being pulled by the rope. There were points for speeds but a one second penalty for hitting a cone and a 5 second penalty for not completing obstacles (think slalom
Arkady: Dragonborn Guide by woodywoodwood, literature
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Arkady: Dragonborn Guide
Arkady grew up in Q’barra, Eberron. He was always curious a child which led him to patrolling the outskirts and eventually exploring outside the secluded regon. He was weak for Dragonborn so never trained to become a warrior. He became a guide for his people to the wilderness outside the city. Interacting with the lizardfolk and pink-skins and building a friendly relationships. One day while returning from an expedition he was struck by lightning. His natural resistances from being a Bronze Dragonborn helped him survive but the strike left him with a red scar down his face and neck. It also gave him a gift: magic. He found he could innately understand Elementals. When he cast spells he felt the power of a storm flowing though him and learnt how to turn that into a powerful gust of wind that He could use to fly, briefly. He left Q’barra to become a wilderness guide in the foreign region of Breland. He became friends with the pink-skins of Glyphstone Keep and Wroat. He began to learn
Peace amongst the oaks [WoF] by LordMaddie, literature
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Peace amongst the oaks [WoF]
Pain, the tremble in his wings, and the damning blackness at the edges of his vision sung their song of doom within him. He had pushed himself too far; too fast; his injuries would overcome him. There would be no salvation - his unit had long since abandoned him, no mercy for the wounded or the weak. Below, the ancient oak forest stretched on for miles. He would have to land soon, and there -! A space, a splash of brightness in the dark sea of green and brown. Mustering his last reserves of strength, he locked his wings and glided down in slow, careful circles. Landing was painful, though he did not shame himself by collapsing. His shallow breaths could not keep up with the thundering of his heart, and his sight blurred. Footsteps: another dragon was approaching. He could not raise his head but he growled - a wordless command to back away. “I won’t hurt you,” they said. Male, his gentle voice with a lilt that spoke of warmer climates. “I’m a doctor, let me help.” They approached
Out of context DnD: Xecticts Zoo by woodywoodwood, literature
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Out of context DnD: Xecticts Zoo
Anal clearwater Ah my eye Yelling rocks I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a badger to the ear Inanimate badger Goblin holiday house We have crabs You must be an ankheg; because I have a problem with you! Pig tossing I can only plough fields, not ankhegs Badger PTSD Fly you fools You're going the wrong way I did my duty Floating mist Pope Licks you unconscious The king is dead long live the king Are you not entertained? You feel your body healing in “some” places Its good to be home Frolic with the enemy Send hawk back asking for customer feedback I become the tree Werewolf revolution Innuendo party Always neuter your pet werewolves Very speedy and smelling of alcohol Group soda Cheeping krill Shocking grasp the woman Crit the dying I do need 69 experience You smell worse than a corps Master nippletweeker Let me escort her to DEATH That still only counts as one I could kill you 1000 times over and bring you back each time Blind, smelly naked werewolf Tastes
Out of context DD: various games 2 by woodywoodwood, literature
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Out of context DD: various games 2
I’m made of gold Rubble with wind Ow my temporary hit points Troll nest Aphrodisiac tea Probe the gnome Zombie fireplace Undead ward Bloody dwarf locks You’ve shot a bush I dropped my bear trap on it from 25 feet up Staby magic Slightly used hobgoblin I thought you were a gnome Minotaur mummy Squeak attack Blooming blade I am in Druid hell There in the walls Twist and run Only supposed to blow the bloody door off Team name: us I “Wish” he wasn’t there Gnomeanator Don’t kink shame the gnome Glass skeletons Only half an elf, just the best bits Thank you look from a snake You can’t milk kenku’s It’s like special invisibility Gnome grenade
Dragon Slayers Suck: Intro by thwackcrackers, literature
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Dragon Slayers Suck: Intro
My dear friends, have you per chance heard of the Loners, whose tales of valorous deeds and heroic exploits in the profession of monster slaying have fallen from the lips of many a gossiping housewife? Did you happen to catch the recent praise that spread in the meek village of Bearshire about the Loners' brilliant, lionhearted battle against the dragon, Paddris the Black? How could you not? The tale spread faster than a social disease at a house of ill fame!
My dear friends, your humble narrator guarantees that whatever tittle-tattle you may have heard regarding that battle is indeed bona fide bunk.
I can, however, only account for the inc
A Farewell to Princess Cadance by Rose-Beuty, literature
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A Farewell to Princess Cadance
A farewell letter to Princess Cadance, the Princess that was Forgotten.
From the moment I saw you, I was enamored with your design. Your curly hair. Your pink and gold colors. Your power of love. The third princess. At first everyone questioned your place, but you proved them wrong. Your debut was phenomenal. Your first song won the hearts of many, and it still ranks as among the best. I was in love. I was unsure of this generation, but you proved me wrong. I came back to see you again, to see your full potential.
But... as the seasons passed on, I started seeing you less and less. You were thrown to the sides. Cast out, ignored. Forgotten.
Out of context DnD Quotes by woodywoodwood, literature
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Out of context DnD Quotes
• Fantasy Trevor
• Don’t sniff the gold
• Glowing lemon
• Disco lemon
• Screaming horse
• Coffee dwarves
• Blazing saddles
• My punches are so week they heal
• Duracell dwarves
• Durex dwarves
• Schrodinger’s Tabaxi
• My beard senses are tingling
• Grumpy happy dwarves
• Skin knickers
• Your damage is very important to us
• Orange gel cube’s hair of fire
• It wants you inside it
• Magic glue
• Ritual biscuits
• Tea smith
• Singing cattle
• Udder Madness
• Cow to the face
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